Dinner tonight was at a restaurant recommended to Natalie by the "cute-sounding" guy at the front desk, the Harbour Grill. It was a lovely restaurant. We were seated beside a quartet of snowbirds and between us, Natalie and I now know enough about their lives to write their biographies. Our waiter was from Spain, and today was his first day. We were, in fact, his second table. This fact became obvious after Natalie and I ordered the crab and brie quesadilla only to have him and some woman (possibly the manager?) come tell us that due to the cold weather they were out of (and therefore not able to serve) crab. Then, after giving our order to the manager-type woman, he kept coming back to ask us questions like what salad dressing we wanted, and he asked Natalie if she wanted a salad (as her entree did not come with one) three times!
That we were his only table was obvious because he kept coming and just standing and chatting non-intelligibly with us. We learned about the nightlife in Orange Beach, specifically his preference for gay bars, although he made it clear that he was straight and his love of travel. We learned that his friend, who wanted to be a pilot, was at a tomato festival of some sort in Spain where people throw tomatos, and he got hit in the eye with a tomato, and he is now a mechanic.
Meanwhile, one of the snowbirds told everyone about her two brothers (including the twin) who are going bald, another told that he was getting his license taken away (due to his age, one presumes) and another told about her nephew, the Michael Jackson impersonator. This meal takes the prize for being the most memorable.
When we returned to the hotel, Natalie took this picture of the "License Plate of the Trip" - it tickled us to no end. Well, that's it for today. We're tucked in and watching Psych and Burn Notice before turning in.
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